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Post by bama beau on Jul 17, 2020 7:00:43 GMT
So tell me if y'all think this is true, or not:
Another gem from a time gone by.
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Jul 30, 2020 2:09:19 GMT
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Post by limey² on Jul 30, 2020 2:09:19 GMT
Ask yourself, could you go without beer for a month, if you were being fed, or could you go without food for a month, if you had beer (& bar snacks)? |
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Post by robth on Jul 31, 2020 23:30:36 GMT
maybe there is someone on this forum who hasn't already heard this - if so, then I've enlightened them if not, then you are welcome to throw things at me An old German saying often attributed to Ben Franklin: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Just remember, fish piss in the water. |
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Post by Odysseus on Aug 1, 2020 19:59:47 GMT
Yes, I could go without beer or any other alcoholic beverage for a month, or more.
I would not want even to try living for a month solely on beer and bar snacks. It would be most unhealthy.
It helps if you realize that alcohol is an evil plot by the yeast organism to hook humans into propagating yeast.
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Aug 1, 2020 22:50:51 GMT
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Post by william on Aug 1, 2020 22:50:51 GMT
maybe there is someone on this forum who hasn't already heard this - if so, then I've enlightened them if not, then you are welcome to throw things at me An old German saying often attributed to Ben Franklin: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Just remember, fish piss in the water. ain't that what I said? |
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Post by Odysseus on Aug 2, 2020 21:54:10 GMT
The same water that would be used to make beer or wine. The only difference is that with beer, the water is boiled at the start of brewing, which would kill the bacteria. You could do the same by boiling your drinking water, although with modern municipal water treatment plants this is hardly necessary. They kill the bacteria with chemicals and filter out the remains.
Try learning some science some day.
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Post by robth on Aug 3, 2020 2:40:39 GMT
The same water that would be used to make beer or wine. The only difference is that with beer, the water is boiled at the start of brewing, which would kill the bacteria. You could do the same by boiling your drinking water, although with modern municipal water treatment plants this is hardly necessary. They kill the bacteria with chemicals and filter out the remains.
Try learning some science some day.
Try getting a sense of humor and try to lose some of your pompous self importance. |
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Post by Odysseus on Aug 3, 2020 3:28:27 GMT
The same water that would be used to make beer or wine. The only difference is that with beer, the water is boiled at the start of brewing, which would kill the bacteria. You could do the same by boiling your drinking water, although with modern municipal water treatment plants this is hardly necessary. They kill the bacteria with chemicals and filter out the remains.
Try learning some science some day.
Try getting a sense of humor and try to lose some of your pompous self importance.
Oh, I could never hope to be as funny as you look.
Enjoy your Fish Piss Beer.
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Sept 6, 2020 22:52:46 GMT
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Post by Greg55_99 on Sept 6, 2020 22:52:46 GMT
Let's get back to beer.
What brew do you hold in great reverence? In the US, I'm a Fosters man. In Europe, Red Star Heineken in the red bottle. We don't get that here. Goooooooood stuff.....
Greg
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Post by Odysseus on Sept 7, 2020 10:14:08 GMT
Let's get back to beer. What brew do you hold in great reverence? In the US, I'm a Fosters man. In Europe, Red Star Heineken in the red bottle. We don't get that here. Goooooooood stuff..... Greg
Well, when I drink beer, it's usually been a Mexican lager like Tecate. Although my previously mentioned low carb habit has led me to the light version. Which isn't bad. Miller Lite is supposed to be the best of the lite bunch, because it's actually brewed with a specific strain of yeast suited to the lower carb content. Other lite beers supposedly being just watered down.
It isn't what it isn't.
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Sept 26, 2020 20:46:28 GMT
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Post by Greg55_99 on Sept 26, 2020 20:46:28 GMT
Let's get back to beer. What brew do you hold in great reverence? In the US, I'm a Fosters man. In Europe, Red Star Heineken in the red bottle. We don't get that here. Goooooooood stuff..... Greg
Well, when I drink beer, it's usually been a Mexican lager like Tecate. Although my previously mentioned low carb habit has led me to the light version. Which isn't bad. Miller Lite is supposed to be the best of the lite bunch, because it's actually brewed with a specific strain of yeast suited to the lower carb content. Other lite beers supposedly being just watered down.
It isn't what it isn't.
Back in the eighties, I dabbled in Miller Lite. Just made me mad and fart. Greg |
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Post by Odysseus on Sept 26, 2020 21:32:28 GMT
Can't stand Budweiser of any flavor. Tastes too sweet to me.
Most Mexican brand beers seem more authentic to me, except for Corona, which is over-advertised and under-brewed.
But, like I said, I don't drink much any more.
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Post by bama beau on Oct 31, 2020 10:00:36 GMT
Let's get back to beer. What brew do you hold in great reverence? In the US, I'm a Fosters man. In Europe, Red Star Heineken in the red bottle. We don't get that here. Goooooooood stuff..... Greg Industrial Arts Torque Wrench is no joke. For their 4th anniversary, they made some brew called Week 208 which I wish I'd gotten a few more of. Impact Wrench might kill you. www.industrialartsbrewing.com/beerlocator |
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Post by Odysseus on Nov 1, 2020 5:45:21 GMT
I'm sure Industrial Arts brews like Torque Wrench are fine, if not awesome.
Out here we've got a number of craft breweries: Gordon Biersch, Pyramid (closed), Anchor Steam, 21st Amendment, Drake's, Triple Rock, Bison (closed), Trumer Pils (lager), Cleophus Quealy, to name just a few locals.
I've sampled most of those listed above, but they are but a fraction of the craft breweries in Northern California.
I'm not quite sure how one would go about applying torque to a glass of beer, but I'm willing to give it a try.
YMMV
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Post by bama beau on Feb 5, 2021 6:58:00 GMT
This time of year, around here it's snow slushies.
Biggest insulated cup, filled with virgin powdered snow.
Around here, we get that about five months a year.
Favorite double+IPA added slowly, stirring as you go.
Cheers!
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bama beau
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Post by bama beau on Feb 5, 2021 6:59:16 GMT
Fish will piss anywhere. They just live in the water. |
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Post by Odysseus on Feb 5, 2021 8:41:47 GMT
This time of year, around here it's snow slushies. Biggest insulated cup, filled with virgin powdered snow. Around here, we get that about five months a year. Favorite double+IPA added slowly, stirring as you go. Cheers!
When I was just a wee thing in the wilds of Connecticut, we had a winter rule: don't eat the yellow snow.
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Post by bama beau on Feb 6, 2021 6:25:04 GMT
Ask yourself, could you go without beer for a month, if you were being fed, or could you go without food for a month, if you had beer (& bar snacks)? Bar snacks? What pvssy needs bar snacks? |
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Feb 6, 2021 7:39:42 GMT
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Post by limey² on Feb 6, 2021 7:39:42 GMT
Ask yourself, could you go without beer for a month, if you were being fed, or could you go without food for a month, if you had beer (& bar snacks)? Bar snacks? What pvssy needs bar snacks? Essential minerals are washed out by drinking gallons of beer. The bare minimum of replenishment that is consistent with masculine pride is a handful of salted peanuts or potato-based snacks from time to time. As we used to say in Charlie Troop "don't do solids on days off, except crisps". |
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Post by Odysseus on Feb 7, 2021 3:53:02 GMT
Obviously none of you inebriates ever learned any facts about nutrition.
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