Post by petep on May 26, 2021 16:42:13 GMT
you have to have good timing and story telling for this one....tell it to a bigger group...drinking helps...here goes...
so this guy hasn't been with a girl for a long time and he's horny...he decides he's going to do something he's never done...go to a local known brothel.
nervously he's greeted, pays the lady up front his $100, and gets to go into a room with a beautiful girl...he ends up having sex, and leaves feeling wow, that was pretty damn good
a couple weeks go by, and he's feeling horny again...but low on cash...he goes again and asks if for $50 he can get the same girl...she says no, but we have someone I can put you with....he does it, and again, thinks ok, well, she wasn't the first one, but still, not bad at all
after a few weeks, and again, horny but low on cash...he goes back, this time with $20...the lady up front says no, she can't help him, but then says listen, you look desperate, you can fuck a chicken...he says are you crazy, a chicken...she says well I've heard its not bad, and you are horny with no money...reluctantly, and embarrassed he agrees...after its all done, yes, he's embarrassed, but he got off and no one knows so who cares...all in all, better than staying home alone
well, a month goes by, and things haven't changed. No women to sleep with, he's horny and down to $5...he goes back, thinking of the chicken, at least something...the lady up front says sorry, that's not even enough for the chicken...but for $5 I can let you watch someone having sex...shit he says...but OK...she leads him to a small theatre that surprisingly has quite a few people...
He sits next to a guy and the curtain rises and behind a two way mirror this couple are going at it. Its heating up and he's thinking this isn't half bad actually...he leans over to the guy next to him, and says wow, this is a lot better than I expected...
the guy says yea, but you should have been here last month, there was this guy and a chicken....
so this guy hasn't been with a girl for a long time and he's horny...he decides he's going to do something he's never done...go to a local known brothel.
nervously he's greeted, pays the lady up front his $100, and gets to go into a room with a beautiful girl...he ends up having sex, and leaves feeling wow, that was pretty damn good
a couple weeks go by, and he's feeling horny again...but low on cash...he goes again and asks if for $50 he can get the same girl...she says no, but we have someone I can put you with....he does it, and again, thinks ok, well, she wasn't the first one, but still, not bad at all
after a few weeks, and again, horny but low on cash...he goes back, this time with $20...the lady up front says no, she can't help him, but then says listen, you look desperate, you can fuck a chicken...he says are you crazy, a chicken...she says well I've heard its not bad, and you are horny with no money...reluctantly, and embarrassed he agrees...after its all done, yes, he's embarrassed, but he got off and no one knows so who cares...all in all, better than staying home alone
well, a month goes by, and things haven't changed. No women to sleep with, he's horny and down to $5...he goes back, thinking of the chicken, at least something...the lady up front says sorry, that's not even enough for the chicken...but for $5 I can let you watch someone having sex...shit he says...but OK...she leads him to a small theatre that surprisingly has quite a few people...
He sits next to a guy and the curtain rises and behind a two way mirror this couple are going at it. Its heating up and he's thinking this isn't half bad actually...he leans over to the guy next to him, and says wow, this is a lot better than I expected...
the guy says yea, but you should have been here last month, there was this guy and a chicken....
