Post by Odysseus on Jul 25, 2020 0:27:10 GMT
How to steal an election, 1A
1) Falsely accuse the independent, free press of being "an enemy of the people"
2) Hire only those you think will be slavish toadies.
3) Boast about how you only hire the best.
4) When one of your toadies dares to disagree with you, in public or private, fire them.
5) When a global lethal pandemic threatens, ignore it and fail to take sensible measures to prevent it.
6) When the pandemic hits home, falsely claim it's a hoax.
7) When the pandemic becomes only too real, politicize it and blame it on somebody else.
8) Oppose rational methods designed to ensure a fair vote.
9) Falsely accuse vote-by-mail as little more than vote fraud.
10) Fail to acknowledge that absentee voting by overseas troops and citizens is exactly the same as vote-by-mail.
10) Attempt to ensure a low mail-in voting turnout by under-staffing the government mail system, undermining pickup of outgoing mail from homes, and needlessly slowing deliveries.
11) Falsely accuse your opponents of trying to rig the election.
12) Stir up racial conflicts with divisive rhetoric.
13) When people demonstrate against your systemic racism, send in goon squads to crack heads.
1) Falsely accuse the independent, free press of being "an enemy of the people"
2) Hire only those you think will be slavish toadies.
3) Boast about how you only hire the best.
4) When one of your toadies dares to disagree with you, in public or private, fire them.
5) When a global lethal pandemic threatens, ignore it and fail to take sensible measures to prevent it.
6) When the pandemic hits home, falsely claim it's a hoax.
7) When the pandemic becomes only too real, politicize it and blame it on somebody else.
8) Oppose rational methods designed to ensure a fair vote.
9) Falsely accuse vote-by-mail as little more than vote fraud.
10) Fail to acknowledge that absentee voting by overseas troops and citizens is exactly the same as vote-by-mail.
10) Attempt to ensure a low mail-in voting turnout by under-staffing the government mail system, undermining pickup of outgoing mail from homes, and needlessly slowing deliveries.
11) Falsely accuse your opponents of trying to rig the election.
12) Stir up racial conflicts with divisive rhetoric.
13) When people demonstrate against your systemic racism, send in goon squads to crack heads.
14) Falsely accuse congressional, state, and local leaders of causing the problems you've orchestrated.
15) Refuse to accept the election results.
16) Deploy 50,000 "Poll Watchers" to polls in large (Black) urban areas on election day.
