The story of O, I mean Q.

Once broman met raul, half-man half-ape, whose Engrish was so good that he taught brogue-man to talk. This was no small feat as b-man was missing his front teeth because he made the mistake of trying once to talk to people face to face instead of... writing them. In addition to that raul also taught him to peel a banana with his feet, a time saver that would allow toejam to type his long winded posts he was so famous for while feeding himself at the same time. Unfortunately raul was called away before he could teach boreman some history, biology, physics or even basic math... toothpick would never recover from that.