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Post by limey² on Aug 29, 2020 0:25:48 GMT
Looks like at long last i can get a work trip to the US, later this year or early 2021.
Obviously, if it's 2021 either America will be a smoking ruin under this chap Biden, or a 3rd world race war hell hole under Mr. Trump.
On the off chance we are all alove, do any of you live near Spokane/Coeur d'Alane? I'll buy the first beer, then explain why NFL is ridiculous, why cricket is superior to baseball, how your voting, spelling, healthcare and religions are all basically wrong.
You buy the rest of the beer as a thank-you.
I promise not to use my British accent to seduce your womenfolk but if the barmaid pays me more attention than you, not my fault, m'kaaaay?
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Post by Odysseus on Aug 29, 2020 1:03:01 GMT
Looks like at long last i can get a work trip to the US, later this year or early 2021. Obviously, if it's 2021 either America will be a smoking ruin under this chap Biden, or a 3rd world race war hell hole under Mr. Trump. On the off chance we are all alove, do any of you live near Spokane/Coeur d'Alane? I'll buy the first beer, then explain why NFL is ridiculous, why cricket is superior to baseball, how your voting, spelling, healthcare and religions are all basically wrong. You buy the rest of the beer as a thank-you. I promise not to use my British accent to seduce your womenfolk but if the barmaid pays me more attention than you, not my fault, m'kaaaay?
Well, I'm about 900 miles to the south of there, so unless I make a trip to visit a relative in Portland or an old school friend in Seattle, it's unlikely I'll be able to share a beer with you.
As for the barmaid, well, I still have nearly all my teeth, so right there you'll be at a severe disadvantage.
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Post by bama beau on Aug 29, 2020 5:52:16 GMT
No fvcking way. You're coming from 3500
miles away to our east, flying over us
only to land 2500 miles away to our west?
limey, that doesn't even make any good sense.
Haven't I told you about Industrial Arts Brewery?
Greg, are you seeing this?
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Post by limey² on Aug 29, 2020 7:54:50 GMT
No fvcking way. You're coming from 3500 miles away to our east, flying over us only to land 2500 miles away to our west? limey, that doesn't even make any good sense. Haven't I told you about Industrial Arts Brewery? Greg, are you seeing this? That's your problem right there. The country is too big. You loonies will drive 400 miles for a taco. Here's the plan: 1. Dismantle the USA 2. Individual States rejoin the Empire 3. Migrate, over a number of years, to drivi g on the left 4. Execute everyone associated with Coors and Budweiser 5. Start spelling properly 6. Develop grass roots cricket and rugby 7. Learn some table manners It's not going to be easy, I grant you, but let's get started on erasing the mistakes of the last 220 years. |
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Post by bama beau on Aug 29, 2020 15:21:04 GMT
No fvcking way. You're coming from 3500 miles away to our east, flying over us only to land 2500 miles away to our west? limey, that doesn't even make any good sense. Haven't I told you about Industrial Arts Brewery? Greg, are you seeing this? That's your problem right there. The country is too big. You loonies will drive 400 miles for a taco. Here's the plan: 1. Dismantle the USA 2. Individual States rejoin the Empire 3. Migrate, over a number of years, to drivi g on the left 4. Execute everyone associated with Coors and Budweiser 5. Start spelling properly 6. Develop grass roots cricket and rugby 7. Learn some table manners It's not going to be easy, I grant you, but let's get started on erasing the mistakes of the last 220 years. We are definitely in the process of accomplishing your first directive. |
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Post by limey² on Aug 29, 2020 15:42:31 GMT
4 and 6 are the most important.
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Post by bama beau on Aug 29, 2020 16:24:44 GMT
4 and 6 are the most important. #4 is too low on the list, granted. And while rugby is fine, I will fight 'til I breathe my last before I allow cricket to pollute our pristine shores. Cricket is to sports what Celine Dion is to music. Sorry that you had to hear that from me, but friends don't let friends play cricket. Would you be willing to substitute lawn tennis? It has balls, grass and a stick. Close enough? |
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Post by limey² on Aug 29, 2020 19:09:56 GMT
No. Tennis is dull.
Cricket isn't.
Im going off you a bit now.
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Post by Odysseus on Aug 29, 2020 19:45:08 GMT
Cricket is the British version of water torture.
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Post by william on Aug 29, 2020 21:32:22 GMT
4 and 6 are the most important. #4 - does anyone drink coors? Isn't Coeur d'Alane the western white supremacist headquarters? |
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Post by william on Aug 29, 2020 21:35:17 GMT
Cricket is the British version of water torture. rugby is great fun and you don't have to waste all that time with pads and helmets like you do in real football. |
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Post by Odysseus on Sept 3, 2020 6:31:22 GMT
4 and 6 are the most important. #4 - does anyone drink coors? Isn't Coeur d'Alane the western white supremacist headquarters?
Idaho, Alaska.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2020 6:25:09 GMT
Crickets are annoying, I don't get why one would want to play with one... What kind of a game is that anyway? Why not butterfly or dung beetle? I mean seriously?
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Post by limey² on Sept 9, 2020 6:54:49 GMT
Crickets are annoying, I don't get why one would want to play with one... What kind of a game is that anyway? Why not butterfly or dung beetle? I mean seriously? The crowd gets too excited in Premier League Dungbeetle. When the back-line throwforward faces up to the flank handle-half, it can get a bit overwhelming for the fans. |
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Post by Odysseus on Sept 9, 2020 19:09:13 GMT
Crickets are a favorite snack for horny toads.
Is Limey trying to tell us something?
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Post by bama beau on Dec 6, 2020 7:28:18 GMT
Any updates?
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Post by Odysseus on Dec 6, 2020 20:41:40 GMT
Postponed due to pandemic?
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Post by RWB on Dec 7, 2020 7:18:41 GMT
Looks like at long last i can get a work trip to the US, later this year or early 2021. Obviously, if it's 2021 either America will be a smoking ruin under this chap Biden, or a 3rd world race war hell hole under Mr. Trump. On the off chance we are all alove, do any of you live near Spokane/Coeur d'Alane? I'll buy the first beer, then explain why NFL is ridiculous, why cricket is superior to baseball, how your voting, spelling, healthcare and religions are all basically wrong. You buy the rest of the beer as a thank-you. I promise not to use my British accent to seduce your womenfolk but if the barmaid pays me more attention than you, not my fault, m'kaaaay? Just so you know the Spokane Wa/cour de lane Idaho Area is the White supremacist capital of America. |
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Post by limey² on Dec 7, 2020 8:14:53 GMT
Best guess late January now. I believe it may be snowy.
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Post by johnnybgood on Dec 9, 2020 6:46:00 GMT
Looks like at long last i can get a work trip to the US, later this year or early 2021. Obviously, if it's 2021 either America will be a smoking ruin under this chap Biden, or a 3rd world race war hell hole under Mr. Trump. On the off chance we are all alove, do any of you live near Spokane/Coeur d'Alane? I'll buy the first beer, then explain why NFL is ridiculous, why cricket is superior to baseball, how your voting, spelling, healthcare and religions are all basically wrong. You buy the rest of the beer as a thank-you. I promise not to use my British accent to seduce your womenfolk but if the barmaid pays me more attention than you, not my fault, m'kaaaay? Don't bring any of that Royal Covid |
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