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Post by limey² on Jun 17, 2020 23:42:06 GMT
Obviously.
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Post by Odysseus on Jun 18, 2020 1:56:56 GMT
Cricket is silly.
Rugby is gross.
At least you could like soccer.
As for American baseball, it's been very very good to me.
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Post by limey² on Jun 18, 2020 6:48:12 GMT
Cricket is silly.
Rugby is gross.
At least you could like soccer.
As for American baseball, it's been very very good to me.
If you went to University and took a taught Master's called "how to be wrong", and passed with the highest grade, then received a Doctorate in being wrong based on empirically sound field research, then became Professor of Being Wrong at Harvard and International Visiting Professor of Being Wrong at Oxford University, and had a successful media and publishing profile with self-help books on being wrong, you still couldn't be more wrong. |
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Post by Odysseus on Jun 18, 2020 8:05:18 GMT
Cricket is silly.
Rugby is gross.
At least you could like soccer.
As for American baseball, it's been very very good to me.
If you went to University and took a taught Master's called "how to be wrong", and passed with the highest grade, then received a Doctorate in being wrong based on empirically sound field research, then became Professor of Being Wrong at Harvard and International Visiting Professor of Being Wrong at Oxford University, and had a successful media and publishing profile with self-help books on being wrong, you still couldn't be more wrong. Thank you for your absurdity.
It complements the insanity of the American Right.
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Post by robth on Aug 13, 2020 0:18:44 GMT
And....that's why you lost your empire.
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Post by bama beau on Aug 14, 2020 5:20:04 GMT
Cricket is silly.
Rugby is gross.
At least you could like soccer.
As for American baseball, it's been very very good to me.
If you went to University and took a taught Master's called "how to be wrong", and passed with the highest grade, then received a Doctorate in being wrong based on empirically sound field research, then became Professor of Being Wrong at Harvard and International Visiting Professor of Being Wrong at Oxford University, and had a successful media and publishing profile with self-help books on being wrong, you still couldn't be more wrong. Unless you then went out and voted Republican. |
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Post by Odysseus on Aug 15, 2020 6:48:17 GMT
We used to feed crickets to lizards and toads.
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Post by bama beau on Aug 16, 2020 3:21:11 GMT
We used to feed crickets to lizards and toads.
You wicket man! |
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Post by Odysseus on Aug 18, 2020 1:36:51 GMT
And here is that celebrated British display of fair play:
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Post by RWB on Aug 25, 2020 5:00:28 GMT
And....that's why you lost your empire. OUCH that's gonna leave a mark. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2020 13:36:45 GMT
LMAO...whatver...go see a dentist after you drink your piss water that you call beer.  |
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Post by limey² on Sept 1, 2020 15:48:48 GMT
LMAO...whatver...go see a dentist after you drink your piss water that you call beer. From the land of Budweiser and snaggletoothed opiate tramps, that's a little rich. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2020 18:36:13 GMT
LMAO...whatver...go see a dentist after you drink your piss water that you call beer. From the land of Budweiser and snaggletoothed opiate tramps, that's a little rich. At least our biscuits don't double as weapons lol |
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Post by limey² on Sept 1, 2020 21:39:54 GMT
From the land of Budweiser and snaggletoothed opiate tramps, that's a little rich. At least our biscuits don't double as weapons lol The verb "to dunk" I dunk You dunk He, she, it dunks They dunk we dunk thou dunk'st Soft biscuits don't dunk. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2020 21:46:25 GMT
At least our biscuits don't double as weapons lol The verb "to dunk" I dunk You dunk He, she, it dunks They dunk we dunk thou dunk'st Soft biscuits don't dunk. And poorly cooked meat doesn't get sauced. But, like good bbq doesn't need sauce, a good biscuit doesn't need to be dunked. Oh, and we have good bbq. You can't get that at your snobby ole cricket match...game... Whatever. 😜 |
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Post by limey² on Sept 1, 2020 23:11:57 GMT
The verb "to dunk" I dunk You dunk He, she, it dunks They dunk we dunk thou dunk'st Soft biscuits don't dunk. And poorly cooked meat doesn't get sauced. But, like good bbq doesn't need sauce, a good biscuit doesn't need to be dunked. Oh, and we have good bbq. You can't get that at your snobby ole cricket match...game... Whatever. 😜 The transcendental ecstasy of the perfect biscuit, dunked perfectly in the perfect tea, isn't something you'd understand. Colonials can't. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2020 0:20:30 GMT
And poorly cooked meat doesn't get sauced. But, like good bbq doesn't need sauce, a good biscuit doesn't need to be dunked. Oh, and we have good bbq. You can't get that at your snobby ole cricket match...game... Whatever. 😜 The transcendental ecstasy of the perfect biscuit, dunked perfectly in the perfect tea, isn't something you'd understand. Colonials can't. Yes, because my teeth are still real and I'd like to keep them. Ha! I'll leave it at that. It's been fun. Hope you took it that way too. I'm pretty sure you did. But if you are ever in Texas I'll treat you to some BBQ that'll ruin you. And that's a good thing. |
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Post by limey² on Sept 2, 2020 0:23:08 GMT
The transcendental ecstasy of the perfect biscuit, dunked perfectly in the perfect tea, isn't something you'd understand. Colonials can't. Yes, because my teeth are still real and I'd like to keep them. Ha! I'll leave it at that. It's been fun. Hope you took it that way too. I'm pretty sure you did. But if you are ever in Texas I'll treat you to some BBQ that'll ruin you. And that's a good thing. I will seek out the opportunity; pretty sure I can drink any Colonial under the table, and pretty sure either side would enjoy losing that one as much as winning. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2020 0:27:03 GMT
Yes, because my teeth are still real and I'd like to keep them. Ha! I'll leave it at that. It's been fun. Hope you took it that way too. I'm pretty sure you did. But if you are ever in Texas I'll treat you to some BBQ that'll ruin you. And that's a good thing. I will seek out the opportunity; pretty sure I can drink any Colonial under the table, and pretty sure either side would enjoy losing that one as much as winning. Your on...we'll start with some Garrison Brothers and wash it down with some Shiner and chase all that with some bad ass brisket! I'm supposed to be in Ireland June 21-28 next year, but I'll be all the way over in Shannon and I doubt you are close to that. |
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Post by limey² on Sept 2, 2020 0:56:14 GMT
I will seek out the opportunity; pretty sure I can drink any Colonial under the table, and pretty sure either side would enjoy losing that one as much as winning. Your on...we'll start with some Garrison Brothers and wash it down with some Shiner and chase all that with some bad ass brisket! I'm supposed to be in Ireland June 21-28 next year, but I'll be all the way over in Shannon and I doubt you are close to that. It's a hop skip and a jump. Remind me nearer the time. Tell 'em I was in the Army and the IRA were bastards, should be a good night. Tell Mrs. Limey where they buried me, she'll need that for the insurance. Second thoughts, jump on a plane to Liverpool, 70 minute flight from Shannon, I'll put you up in a hotel here (I'm 40 minutes from John Lennon) and take you round my home city Chester. History will blow you away all day, beer will blow you back all night. |
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