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Post by Greg55_99 on Sept 28, 2020 18:52:19 GMT
Couple of good ones:
Slobovian walks into a bank with his hands in his pocket. Walks up to a teller, pulls out his hand and points his finger at the cashier. "All right you stickers" he says, "this is a fuck up!"
Another one:
Slobovian comes home one day, goes up to his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with another man. He goes over to his dresser, grabs a gun, comes back and points it at his own head. His wife and the guy in bed start laughing. "I don't know what you think is so damn funny." he says. "You're NEXT!"
I got a million of 'em..
What do you call a Slobovian with three dogs? A rancher...
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Post by Odysseus on Sept 29, 2020 17:16:46 GMT
These are the first Slobovian jokes I've ever heard.
Perhaps because I cannot find "Slobovia" on any map.
Can you help?
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Post by Greg55_99 on Sept 29, 2020 17:24:20 GMT
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Post by Odysseus on Sept 30, 2020 13:24:36 GMT
Yeah, nah.
According to your link, it's a fake nation with ZERO citizens.
Sort of like Trump's tax returns. It doesn't exist.
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Post by Greg55_99 on Sept 30, 2020 16:00:21 GMT
Indeed? Well, I don't know about you, but there isn't a day that goes by when I don't run into a Slob.
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Post by bama beau on Oct 11, 2020 17:57:34 GMT
Two Slobs rent a boat and go out fishing.
They find a great spot, and catch more fish
than they have ever caught before. When it
gets about time to take the boat back in,
the first Slob marks the side of the boat
with a big X. The second Slob asks him what
he's doing. Slob 1 says "I'm marking the spot
where I caught all the fish so I can come back
here next time." Slob 2 laughs and says "You're
so dumb. How do you know we'll get the same boat?"
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Post by Greg55_99 on Oct 12, 2020 19:42:22 GMT
A Slob get's invited to his sisters house for dinner. His little eight year old niece meets him at the door with her dog.
"That's a cute dog" says the Slob, "What's his name?" he asks..
"His name is Porky" she replies.
"Oh" asks the Slob "Is his name Porky because he has a little pug nose?"
"Naw" she says, "We call him Porky 'cause he like to phuck pigs..."
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Post by bama beau on Oct 16, 2020 23:48:14 GMT
A Slob get's invited to his sisters house for dinner. His little eight year old niece meets him at the door with her dog. "That's a cute dog" says the Slob, "What's his name?" he asks.. "His name is Porky" she replies. "Oh" asks the Slob "Is his name Porky because he has a little pug nose?" "Naw" she says, "We call him Porky 'cause he like to phuck pigs..." Greg Then we better ask why they call the cat Puss in Boots. |
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Post by Odysseus on Oct 18, 2020 6:08:44 GMT
I dunno.
I can't escape the sense that these jokes are at the expense of people of Slavic origin.
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Post by robth on Oct 18, 2020 19:49:16 GMT
Slobovian walks into a lumber company and asks for some lumber. Clerk asks how long do you want it? Oh, I want it for a long time, I'm building a house.
Slobovian walks into a hardware store and the clerk suggests that for his needs he should buy a chain saw. Slobovian buys one but returns the next day complaining that the chainsaw doesn't work it's slower than sawing by hand. Clerk starts up the saw to check it out......Slobovian says "what's that noise?"
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Post by Greg55_99 on Oct 20, 2020 18:46:50 GMT
Two Slobovians are walking down the street and pass a mortuary. One Slob says to the other "You wanna stop in for a cold one?"
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Post by bama beau on Oct 23, 2020 8:10:45 GMT
I dunno. I can't escape the sense that these jokes are at the expense of people of Slavic origin. So make up your own tribe or culture to make fun of. It reveals so much by reflection. |
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Post by Odysseus on Oct 23, 2020 12:34:45 GMT
I dunno. I can't escape the sense that these jokes are at the expense of people of Slavic origin. So make up your own tribe or culture to make fun of. It reveals so much by reflection.
I don't need to make up a tribe or culture to make fun of.
And "Slobovia" has a distinctly Slavic sounding name. It's unfair to those of Slavic ancestry.
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Post by bama beau on Oct 23, 2020 16:08:05 GMT
So make up your own tribe or culture to make fun of. It reveals so much by reflection.
I don't need to make up a tribe or culture to make fun of.
And "Slobovia" has a distinctly Slavic sounding name. It's unfair to those of Slavic ancestry.
I get that. Still, we all find someone to pick on here. MAGATS, Muslims or Mexicans. It's what we do. |
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Post by Greg55_99 on Oct 23, 2020 16:11:19 GMT
Hey, I'm Black. I gotta phuck wit somebody...
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Post by Odysseus on Oct 23, 2020 16:28:13 GMT
Try picking on Martians or Venusians.
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Post by Greg55_99 on Oct 25, 2020 18:23:51 GMT
Try picking on Martians or Venusians. Ok, I'll try it your way. Martian woman comes home one day with a brand new diamond ring on her finger. "Where'd you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Oh, I won it in a raffle." she replies.. "Oh..." says her husband. The next week she comes home with a new fur coat. "Where'd you get that coat?" her husband asks. "Oh, I won it in a raffle" she replies. "Oh..well" says her husband. Then the wife says to her husband "Honey, I'm a little sweaty. Can you go upstairs and put some water in the tub for me to take a bath?". "Sure" he says, goes upstairs to the bathroom and fills the tub with an inch of water. She goes up and sees the water in the tub. "Baby, why did you put so little water in the tub?" she asks. "Well" he says "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet". Better? Greg |
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Post by Greg55_99 on Oct 25, 2020 20:25:03 GMT
Venusian woman is arrested and brought up before a judge. "Bopchik" says the judge, "You been charged with solicitation. That there is prostitution. How do you plead?" "But I ain't no prostitute!" she wails. Judge looks at her and asks "What was you doin' on the street at two o'clock in the mornin'? Tell the truth!" She says "I was just out walking my dog your honor." "Walking your dog?" says the judge. "How come you wasn't picked up with no dog?" "Well he got away from me " she replies. "His name is Tizz and I was walking down the street calling to him. 'Here Tizz, Here Tizz'!"
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Post by Odysseus on Oct 26, 2020 0:28:02 GMT
Better! I approve!
But why is she talkin' like a sister?
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Post by Greg55_99 on Oct 26, 2020 0:33:53 GMT
Better! I approve! But why is she talkin' like a sister? South Venusian.... Greg |
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